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Saturday Dec 26, 2020
Saturday Dec 26, 2020
We are visited by a few new personalities tonight, no thanks to the crap gift from Santa. Alas, the Stoned Prophet will never leave in anger so I share my wisdom with you.
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Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Merry Christmas motherfunkers!
Just a guy smoking some marijuana, telling stories, and pondering the mysteries of the universe. It's always #420 somewhere so let's get stoned, on some good bud, and leave our troubles behind.
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Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Don't be fooled by Santa Claus. Tai Lopez will make you rich because he is a mythical god. I sure hope Santa got my wish list.
Just a guy smoking some marijuana, telling stories, and pondering the mysteries of the universe. It's always #420 somewhere so let's get stoned, on some good bud, and leave our troubles behind.
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Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Several of my personalities came out tonight as we get into some heated discussion around selling sex. Of course, no episode is complete with the mention of masturbation and weed.
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Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Just a guy smoking some marijuana, telling stories, and pondering the mysteries of the universe. It's always #420 somewhere so let's get stoned, on some good bud, and leave our troubles behind.
Good ol' Pastor Lentz is back in the news for banging and young podcaster. He was caught by a celerity dog walker. These meds are fucking with my mind. These dreams are killing me. Oh and I talk about holy jizz and sex faces.
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Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
I decided to forgo my usual bud selection for some Super Glu shake. I was surprised at the outcome. Enjoyed some Monday Night Football. Very suspect about Lamar leaving the game in the 4th quarter. Sounds like Lamar had a case of the runs. I finish things out make bad God jokes which has likely banished me from the Pearly Gates. I really do love God.
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Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Tonight was a pretty mellow night. I talk about my hatred of the cold and daylight savings time. Then I transition into my desire to try ayahuasca and the law of attraction.
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Friday Dec 04, 2020
Hello boys and girls. Sorry but tonight you get the Unstoned Prophet. That is right I am on a THC fast. Some real shit has been going down this past week so tonight I am addressing all of the hypocritical Christians out there judging those of us that laugh at dirty jokes and enjoy the medicinal properties of Mary Jane.
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Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
I have a couple of do-gooders Karen's stalking me. They best recognize because I am on a mission from God. Oh and there's mother-in-law sex.
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Happy 420.
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Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Tonight I smoke some unknown bud while on the air and share intimate stories from the Stoned Prophet anals.
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