The Stoned Prophet Potcast

The story of Adam & Eve and no not the douche of wait that‘s Summers Eve. Nevermind.

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Episode summary

• God created Adam and Eve and they smoked his cannabis plant of knowledge, while God killed the dinosaurs on earth, thus fucking it up for all of us incest babies. 
• Jake Paul has a miniature golf pencil dick.
• God's bud is as big as a horse cock.
• Plus lots of unnecessary sexual references.

Old people sex and Whoredash

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Episode summary

• I have a sure fire business idea that will revitalize the economy and bring about world peace, one blowjob at a time.

Damn it Adam & Eve ya'll got my fucked up over here!

But the Super Sucka was primo!

Hey if you smoke weed, DankFrank420.com has got what you need!

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How To Eat Pussy and Like It Even If The Bitch Is A Hoe

Steve from Pune Poona, India gave me a free trial of a new Artificial Intelligence podcast script writer. Quite the education friend.

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Are you not entertained motherfuckers? Damn what a brother gotta do for a tip?

In a Mexican prison with Willie "Fucking" Nelson!

My Tinder date with Attila the Hun ended with me in a Mexican prison with Willie Nelson.

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Jack Mehoff Tingles of Painting ASMR presents Nina's Hoo Hoo

Today on the Stoned Prophet podcast, SP's good friend Jack Mehow stops by with his watercolors and graces us with the creation of his latest masterpiece, "Nina's Hoo Hoo".  Stop on by the YouTube channel to watch this work of wonder get painted.

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What the Mukbang went on Joey's World Tour

I'm lazy. No description tonight.

Golden Corral Buffet and a meth head about killed me!

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Derek Chauvin's booty hole

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Jesus was a badass, Jake Paul is a pussy and a genius, I got molested and I liked it

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