The Stoned Prophet Potcast

Cruel joke on Betty White and Brad from Zen Leaf Buchanan is a butthole.

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Happy New Year, well except for Betty White and Brad at Zen Leaf Buchanan. 

McDonald’s is cloning Chick-fil-A employees

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A strange encounter at a McDonald's has led me to believe that they are secretly cloning Chick-fil-A employees in a secret lab somewhere. Beware America. Beware.

American middle-class men are the new slaves of the USA

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I have been evicted from the trailer which has set me off on a wild tangent about Virginia Slims and middle-class American men's enslavement. This outta be interesting.

Are you not entertained Barbara?

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I need your help on ideas for taking this podcast to the next level. I call upon the help from an old friend, GI Joe, a real American hero and we drop some woke bombs on them, commie bastards.

Start being the Kings and Queens you were meant to be!

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Tonight I figured we'd get a little more serious and talk about self-improvement. Of course, this is difficult after indulging in the pot brownies.

Jehovah‘s Witnesses want me dead for smoking from their secret bud stash

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Do not smoke the Jehovah's Witnesses bud. I did and now they want me dead.

Liam Neeson is a bad motherhumper but Lukas Black, not so much

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I'm feeling very white tonight after watching Taken. It was all fun and games until Lukas Black showed up.

Island Boy swallowed by cavernous vagina

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I have the worst song I have ever heard stuck in my head but at least there is still space enough to recall the cave pussy I encountered.

FFFFFFFFFFF you Kentucky Fried Chicken

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All I wanted is some juicy white meat in my mouth while I dipped my biscuit in some creamy brown gravy but no KFC had to fuck it all up. Thanks for nothing Colonel Sander's!

Unprotected sex, deadbeat dads and reality television

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Some of ya'll need to keep your private parts in your pants. Seriously quit making all these badass children. And why is it we don't see more obese people on reality television?