The story of Adam & Eve and no not the douche of wait that‘s Summers Eve. Nevermind.

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Episode summary

• God created Adam and Eve and they smoked his cannabis plant of knowledge, while God killed the dinosaurs on earth, thus fucking it up for all of us incest babies. 
• Jake Paul has a miniature golf pencil dick.
• God's bud is as big as a horse cock.
• Plus lots of unnecessary sexual references.